Not New York

Whenever I’m in a city other than New York, and I mention that I live in that city of all cities, the everything capital of the world, someone says “I hope you enjoy your time here, though it’s certainly not New York.”

Look, I understand why New York is the city of so many dreams; I understand why people dream of running away to the big city to become stars. But when people disparage their cities in favor of some flowery idea of New York, I want to scream. I would love to live in a city that’s not New York. Not New York sounds so good so much of the time. I’m from a not New York, and the second I graduate, I’m leaving for another not New York (probably Boston, but Philly and DC are also in the running).

And whenever I get back to New York from another city, I think to myself as I walk out of Penn Station, Dammit, it’s New York. And I hate having to wait to leave again.  So the next time someone says, “Well, Boston is nice, but it’s sure not New York,” I’m going to grab them by the shoulders and tell them, “That’s why I’m here.”

A list, because I’m too lazy to write real prose.

Things I’ve Recently Enjoyed:

1) Breaking Upwards (a charming indie rom-com/break-up movie with a killer soundtrack)

2) Maus (the extremely popular graphic novel/memoir by Art Spiegelman, which I’ve been reading in a class on image and text studies)

3) Registration: I got all the classes I wanted for next semester!

  • Dante’s Divine Comedy (with an entertaining professor who really loves Dante, so the class will definitely be fantastic
  • Reconsidering the Marriage Plot (this is the one I’m most excited about, but also most worried about because there are only four people registered for it so far! But it’s offered through NSGS, not Lang, and their registration is open until early January, so I still have hope.)
  • Intermediate Fiction: All in the Family (I’m nervous for this because fiction is just my secondary genre and I’m paranoid about my ability to produce good, compelling fiction. BUT the class sounds good and it counts for gender studies, too!)
  • Contemporary Literature: US Realism (This sounds entirely incredible, and will give me a chance to read lots of important contemporary literary fiction that I’ve never gotten around to–i.e. Franzen, Roth, Munro)
  • Urban Forestry (I get to become a certified NYC Tree Pruner! How cool is that? Santiago and I are taking this together because we decided that we wanted not only our respective useless bachelor’s degrees, but also a useless license to keep in our wallets…also, interesting resume tidbit? Hah.)

4) Philadelphia (It really looks like fall there, which is something you can only really get in the parks here. Also, my parents have a wood stove, and on cool nights they’ve had fires going.)

5) Hot spiced cider in Union Square. I bought cider and cinnamon sticks to make it at home, but it’s not nearly as good!

6) Nirvana–I’m revisiting my early teen years, when I was absolutely obsessed. I remember that “Something in the Way” was my favorite (I still know all the lyrics…), which probably says something disturbing about my 15-year-old state of mind. When Santiago isn’t at home, I’ve been plugging into the speaker system in our living room and, presumably, making our neighbors crazy. (They have yappy dogs, so I don’t feel terribly bad about this.)

7) The numerous gender studies/feminist analyses of popular culture “texts” I’ve had to write lately. I had a field day with the creepy Burger King “Breakfast March” commercial, and, more recently, The Ugly Truth. Up next, I think we have to write about music videos (I’m not even going to touch the Rhianna/Eminem video. I think I’d have to gauge my eyes out after watching it even twice). And for my final paper, I’m writing about all the creepy ways fathers manipulate and control their daughters’ sexuality in Secret Life of the American Teenager (the worst show on television, that I secretly can’t stop watching. Also, I loved/hated 7th Heaven. Phew! Nice to get that off my chest…)

8 ) Charles Bukowski. Another perfect example of how fucking deranged I was as a teenager. I even replicated his face in wax in my metals and jewelry class as a freshman! I have both the wax part and the (extremely heavy) metal result in Philly…maybe I’ll upload a picture of it later. Santiago and I have been wanting for some art (our apartment is super boring and blank, except for the cutesy silhouettes I made last year and the Cold War-era paper towel ad, “Are your washrooms breeding Bolsheviks?”), so maybe I should haul the thing back with me.

Sunday Adventures

Today Santiago and I went to Prospect Park for the first time. We’ve lived in New York for two years, in Brooklyn for one, but somehow we’ve been too lazy to visit. (We’ve only really been to Central Park twice, too! It’s not that we don’t like parks–in fact, we both adore them–it’s just that we get too bogged down by our routines to remember to break them.) The weather was perfect today (transitionally warm, with a cool breeze), so we took the B41 there from Williamsburg. The bus ride was a great tour–we’ve never really explored this borough like we have Manhattan–and it was very interesting to see the shifts in the neighborhoods in terms of their level of gentrification. The ride took about 40 minutes, meandering south, and we hopped off the bus at the northeastern corner. We didn’t visit Grand Army Plaza, which I regret now, but went straight into the trails to find a place to relax and eat the cute lunches Santiago made before we left. We became a bit frustrated with the signage in the park, which consistently sent us away from where we wanted to be (Wollman Rink, where, in the summer, they have pedal boats for hour-long rentals), but we did eventually find the proper section of the park (marked by a long line of people wearing bright orange life jackets). After a bit of a wait (with the irritating and judgmental woman behind us in line, who repeated “Why aren’t these people wearing their life jackets. Why aren’t they?” in the most condescending tone imaginable and a cute redheaded fellow with tattoos who fell into the small grove of water-growing reeds next to the waiting area just before it was his party’s turn) we got a boat and set off for the middle of the water, where it was particularly cool and breezy. We let ourselves float for a while (something I need to work on applying to my life in general–relinquishing control every now and then), watched the ducks and geese swim by, and took some iPhone pictures [I'll add some here later].

We managed to see most of the pond (is it a pond?) before our hour ran out, with some bonuses: a tiny turtle on a rock, a creepy, almost hollow-looking twig standing straight up in the water (Santiago thought it looked like someone might be underwater breathing through it, though he isn’t enough of a dope to really believe that), and a boat full of children singing “Row, Row, Row Your Boat,” to which Santiago and I quietly replied, “pedal, pedal, pedal your boat, gently on the pond, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I really hate this song.”

After finding our way to a subway stop (difficult even with an iPhone), we went to Manhattan to run some errands. After a stop at Best Buy (I needed a portable external hard drive), our errands were derailed by the street fair happening on Broadway between Union Square and Washington Square. We bought too many DVDs, I had a pink lemonade, and Santiago got a chicken gyro. We then decided that we’d already spent enough money for the weekend (especially considering yesterday’s visit to the Ikea in Red Hook) and headed home.

We are planning to go back to Prospect Park again before the pedal boats close for the season, and I’m sure we’ll go again when the ice rink opens.

What You Missed

I failed at posting over the summer, so here’s here’s a quick rundown of the last three months or so:

In June, I went to Ecuador with Santiago. I stayed at his dad’s house in Guayaquil for two weeks. There were some things that were really fun (visiting Malecon 2000 (the waterfront park) with Santiago and his friend Adrian, eating fried plantain puffs with cheese in the middle, playing skeeball and pin ball at the arcade, drinking sangria (too much wine and not enough fruit) with Santiago’s dad’s girlfriend and Julio, Marlan’s soup and tortillas, watching Dexter until 4 AM, visiting Quito for the weekend), some things that were awkward (having not one but two very kind maids who wanted desperately to help me even when I required no assistance (it’s supremely strange to reach to pour a glass of water only to have said glass filled for you by a woman twice your age while you stand, in shock, directly next to the water cooler), listening to my boyfriend’s dad tell vaguely racist and sexist jokes while holding my tongue because he paid for my trip and was feeding me, leaving my suitcase against the wall in my boyfriend’s bedroom every day and coming back (every day) to find that it’s been moved into the closet for no apparent reason (more funny than annoying), attempting to explain “gender studies” to Santiago’s brother), and the downright unpleasant (returning to Guayaquil from Quito at the end of the weekend and spending the entire evening vomiting due to food poisoning (this happens to me way too much), being unable to eat most of the food that was prepared for me (I’m allergic to garlic, onions, and peppers and I’m a vegetarian, all things that are generally unheard of in Ecuador) and feeling guilty for turning down what was, in all likelihood, perfectly good food, leaving Santiago behind without knowing when, exactly, he’d be coming back to the States). Obviously it was “a learning experience.”

In July, I did very little. I returned to the States and spent the entire month in Philadelphia with my parents (save for a weekend with my mom at my apartment in Brooklyn, spent cleaning and organizing, visiting the MoMA, shopping at Pearl River (I want to live there), eating tasty pastries at Fay Da, and making vegetable tempura). My friends from high school M and S performed as The Something Society (they’re fantastic) during open mics at M’s parents’ wonderful coffee shop. M and I hatched a (failed, due mostly to my social incompetence) plan to make a literary magazine as a summer project. My tentative title was “Dead Platypus,” a (more than) slightly bitter reference to the Springside literary magazine, which both M and I worked on throughout high school. M and S also hosted a night of musical performances featuring chocolate covered strawberries and everything from Ke$ha and Rufus Wainwright covers to S’s original compositions. There was also a family reunion/birthday party, but I hardly remember it (I’m no good at parties anyway).

During this uncomfortably hot August, I rediscovered a bookstore I used to love (The Book Trader), came within pages of finishing two very long books (I feel a bit like a failure for not reaching their final pages before classes began), was reunited with Santiago (AT LAST!), and went to Cape Cod for ten days (so relaxing). We also visited my dad’s college professor Gene and his wife Brenda in a town just outside of Ogunquit, Maine (we haven’t visited him since I was in 4th grade or so, which was ten years ago). Gene is hilarious and provocative, and he made us all nervous when he insisted that Santiago explain and defend his position on Israel.

My summer was mostly about reading a preposterous number of online articles, getting riled up about documentaries, watching Dexter, and avoiding being a grown-up. Success. On my last day of break (yesterday), I watched three movies: Sunshine Cleaning (two thumbs up), Up (<3), and The Ugly Truth (dreadful but ultimately entertaining, like most of Katherine Heigl’s films).

I had my first day of classes, starting with an 8 AM (which would suck if it wasn’t a class I really want to take). Thankfully, Santiago just signed up for an 8 AM, too, so I don’t have to make the 7:20 trek to the L train all alone. I will make an honest effort to update more frequently during this semester.

P.S. I somehow never made the connection between Katherine Heigl’s name, “Katherine,” and mine, “Catherine.” Since I have never gone by “Catherine,” I rarely hear it pronounced–I’m so unaccustomed to the way it sounds that it seems sort of foreign to me. Weird.

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